That Vegan Guy

My two vegan rules:

1. Lead with your fork. (Show people what is awesome about being vegan.)

2. Don't be a dick. (Stolen from Wil Wheaton.)

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
  • Meat Eater 1: They couldn't get it done. Not enough strength without protein.
  • Meat Eater 2: One if they drop their picket sign and get their head out of PETA's ass so they can see what they're doing.
  • Raw Vegan: No need if they're raw. Everybody knows raw food lets you see in the dark.
  • Level 4 Vegan: Leave it alone. If there's no light, there are no shadows. Then I can eat ANYTHING.
  • Uber Fit Vegan: Just one, but they'll need to do at least 50 reps to get any benefit out of it.
  • Newbie Vegan: How can you think about light bulbs at a time like this? What about ALL THE ANIMALS?!
  • Old Timer Vegan: One! It's just a light bulb for fuck's sake. Don't over-analyze it.
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