That Vegan Guy
1. Lead with your fork. (Show people what is awesome about being vegan.)
2. Don't be a dick. (Stolen from Wil Wheaton.)
- Meat Eater 1: They couldn't get it done. Not enough strength without protein.
- Meat Eater 2: One if they drop their picket sign and get their head out of PETA's ass so they can see what they're doing.
- Raw Vegan: No need if they're raw. Everybody knows raw food lets you see in the dark.
- Level 4 Vegan: Leave it alone. If there's no light, there are no shadows. Then I can eat ANYTHING.
- Uber Fit Vegan: Just one, but they'll need to do at least 50 reps to get any benefit out of it.
- Newbie Vegan: How can you think about light bulbs at a time like this? What about ALL THE ANIMALS?!
- Old Timer Vegan: One! It's just a light bulb for fuck's sake. Don't over-analyze it.
…I didn’t die from malnutrition.
…I felt about a million times better about myself.
…I didn’t eat a single fucking salad.
…I didn’t tell a single meat eater they should die.
…a cow showed up on my doorstep to thank me personally.
…my mother tried to get me committed for having an eating disorder.
…I didn’t lose a single pound, but I still felt awesome.
…after six months the thought of eating real cheese was disturbing.
…I got super powers. 
…THIS GUY NAMED BARNEY ATE ALL THE VEGAN SPRING ROLLS!!!
Played Munchkin Zombies for the first time yesterday and I laughed out loud when I got this card (I’m vegan by the way ^^)
OMG. Love Munchkin! I really want to play the zombie one now. :D
Click through and read the recipe instructions. Best thing evar! Love Woody!
